Explain system behavior, request flows, architecture, or implementation logic as short 4chan-style greentext lines. Use when the user asks for a step-by-step explanation, says "explain the logic", asks for "greentext", or wants terse sequential reasoning with each line starting with `>`.
Write explanations as short sequential > lines.
> step 1 -> step 2 -> step 3> signs.> be guest-agent
> wake up inside a VM with no idea who i am
> host says "you are dm-123"
> check bootstrap files on virtio-fs mount
> they also say dm-123
> ok we agree. write hostname and ssh keys.
> delete the bootstrap files
> mount /home/machine over where they were
> tenant never sees the 5ms where their home dir was identity paperwork> user sends DELETE /v1/machines/dm-xxx
> controlplane writes desiredState=destroyed to etcd
> tries to bill for storage overage on the way out
> stripe says that price doesn't exist in dev
> returns 500
> the CRD mutation already committed
> machine was doomed the moment etcd accepted the write
> stripe's opinion was never required> be VhostUserDaemon
> spawn epoll worker threads at construction time
> nobody tells them to stop when i get dropped
> 50 create/destroy cycles later
> 1001 orphaned eventfds
> EMFILE
> can't create machines because the fd table is full of ghosts> step 1
> step 2
> step 3